Your husbands name is Josh Dallas. Which is the greatest name I think I’ve ever heard.
Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link].
1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin.
2. Do I really look like that illustration?
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
#oh god did i love this scene#the genuine happiness and excitement#that he did something /right/#stiles masks so many things about himself#and feeling useless and worthless is one of the things he hides most#and his reaction here is just such surprise and happiness that he did something /right/#actually mattered#his expression in that first gif just shows that complete feeling of worthless stupid stiles did you think you could actually help#and then- gyah#the way he looks at derek afterwards#did you see i did something i did something /good/ i’m worth /keeping/#made this one of the most beautiful moments (via mydearsourwolf)
is there even a word for this kink?(1/?): scott’s alpha roar.
This will literally make your day
I will not fall prey to society’s desire to turn girls into emotionally insecure neurotics who pull up their dresses for the first flattering remark.
The Amazing Spider Man 2.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar